Let's face it cash now sucks for structured settlements.  The so called structured settlement secondary market is festooned with crud upon crud. They don't have street cred, structured settlement buyers have "street crud".   A rapper who goes by the handle of Master Funky Chicken, has been rhyming about structured settlement buyers and brokers since July 2015. This is some funny shit, unless even for the people doing the shit.  Occasionally Master Funky Chicken is accompanied by Ayemyo Boogerman. Enjoy the Cash Now Sucks "Feed".  What else would you expect from a chicken?